User:LastGrape/Raps

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These a some reworded raps (a map rap?), that later might become my entry to a SotM Rap contest.

Baby Got Back

I like free maps and I can not lie
You other mappers can't deny
That when a road gets built, with it not yet open
Just a blank spot on the map.
 ? You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough ?
'Cause you notice that road is missing
Deep in the city you're living

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Now, this is the story all about how
the map world got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you Steve created a project doin the work of 'up-there'.

Some place outside of London, born and raised
It's UCL where he spent some university days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all mapping, not hanging out in the lecture hall
When a couple of brits
Who saw OS was no good
Started adding roads of their neighborhood
We started a bit of crowd sourcing, the palogeog-s were stunned
They said this'll never happen without the help of 'up-there'

-verses of the extended version go here-

We called for some help and then it came clear
The tracers mapped details so Red Cross could send help
If anything you could say the contributors were newbs
But ESRI's dangermond thought "it's the work of up-there"

I walked over it multiple times, about seven or eight
And I yelled to validators 'Yo this stuff is all right'
I looked over the world
It was finally complete
There was one place still to map, and that was 'up there'...

Will the FakeSteveC Please Stand Up

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